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Wife vs Girlfriend
« เมื่อ: 09 กันยายน 2010, 08:28:12 »
Wife vs Girlfriend

Wife is like TV,
girlfriend is like Handphone .

At home watch TV,
go out bring Handphone.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change Handphone.

Sometimes enjoy TV,
but most of the time play with Handphone.

TV free for life but Handphone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for Handphone  is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. Handphone don't have..
Last but not least........

TV do not have virus,
but Handphone, yes..........it does have  VIRUS.