A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.
In arguments a woman has the last word.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book.
A man will get dressed up for weddings and funerals.
