A man walks into a Doctors.
He has a cucumber up his nose,
a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor.
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A man goes to doctor and says:
'Doctor, I have a problem. When I drink tea, my eye aches(sp?) and when I stop,
it stops too. Can you help me?'
Doctor says:'Take the spoon out of the cup!'
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